Marvel's The
Avengers (5/10)
by Tony Medley
Runtime 142
minutes
OK for children
It's
understandable how this film could have cost almost a quarter of a
billion dollars to make. The special effects are incredible and it's got
a huge, A-list cast. But, except for the fact that it will probably mint
the money, this is little more than 2 hours and 20 minutes of special
effects and idiotic fights. The special effects are spectacular; the
fights less than ridiculous. It was excruciating to sit through.
Since there's
virtually no story except aliens attacking the earth, there's little
requirement for acting. Take Gwyneth Paltrow, for instance. She's listed
as one of the stars, but she's in so few scenes she probably shot them
all on her lunch break from another film. That's a nice way to earn a
cool $10 million (I'm guessing).
This is a movie
for people with short attention spans who like video games, so 3D makes
it better, although the 3D is not really noticeable until the end when
there are lots of flying aliens trying to kill New York. They fly at you
and away from you and you do get the 3D feel and that's kind of fun.
While there is
speculation about whether or not there is intelligent life elsewhere in
the universe, Hollywood has clearly taken the position that most aliens
are either monsters or Neanderthals. It's hard to believe that these are
the people who have conquered space travel when we haven't. The things
fighting in this movie are some sort of mechanical-looking beings, but
they can apparently die because the superheroes kill them.
The plot is that
a god, Thor's brother, Loki (Tom Hiddleston), comes to earth and
absconds with The Tesseract, some sort of state of the art electronic
gadget that has superpowers itself. Loki wreaks havoc when he first
appears so the Avengers team, Iron Man (Robert Downey, Jr.), Captain
America (Chris Evans), The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Thor (Chris Hemsworth),
Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), is
assembled under the direction of Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) to save
the earth, although Hawkeye is purloined by Loki to work on his side.
Loki starts out
to be totally indestructible. But thematically that clearly won't work,
since he eventually has to be conquered or this is going to be a very
unsatisfying movie, so he is soon captured and imprisoned, a segue from
invulnerability to vulnerability so rapid it strains credulity to the
breaking point, although credulity is the least of this movie's
concerns. Then he gets out and imprisons his brother. I couldn't have
cared less.
What ensues is
some tongue-in-cheek dialogue, but mostly what we get are special
effects and ludicrous fights. Let's face it, there are six superheroes
fighting what appear to be thousands of machine-like creatures. What
chance do they have? Most of the superheroes can fly and appear to be
resistant to injury. They can fall from great heights (thousands of
feet) and can still jump up to continue the fight. Only in Hollywood and
comic books.
Unlike good
action films, director Josh Whedon makes it too light-hearted and
comedic for there to be any tension at all. War of the Worlds
(1953 and 2005), for instance, had the same basic plot, but were not
comedies. Aliens wanted to kill everyone and if the good guys didn't
prevail everyone would be dead. There was tension in both films. Here,
it's like all the superheroes are trying out at the Improv to see who
can give the best one-liner, which kills any possibility of a tense
drama.
Since it's not
particularly funny and it's not tense, what's the point? Oh, yeah,
money; well, so much for art.
This is pretty much a waste of time unless you love special effects and
comic books.
April 25, 2012
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